• Ryan McRostie

Vote Counter Seen Using Ballot To Make Origami.


Many ballot papers have been turned into paper cranes.

A vote counter in the State of Pennsylvania has been witnessed doing origami with a ballot paper. The worlds await with bated breath to see what the vote of the key State for both the Biden and Trump campaign.


Origami is popular among many vote counters but is banned while actual counting is in progress. "It's a disgrace", said one Trump supporter, "they're supposed to be counting votes not making friggin birds"!


Charles Overlooker, an officer in charge of supervising the count in Pennsylvania, told us, "we are extremely disappointed in seeing a significant number of counters making paper animals when they were on duty. "We have asked all staff to wait to after the results are called before they can continue doing that with the ballots"!

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