• Ryan McRostie

Union: Boris Johnson Does Not Represent All Clowns.

Clowns are said to be furious at the constant appropriation of thier identity.

A senior member of the UK clown association, Sir David Horseplay, has told Hotwire: “Boris Johnson does not represent the wider clown community, or clown acts as a whole”.

The revelation comes as London, and numerous other Counties plummeted into a new tier-four restriction.

“He may look like us, he may act like us”, said one clown, “but he is a politician at the end of the day and should be appropriating our identity”.

Some have called for a rally, but others said it risked being mistaken for a tribute to the PM.

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