Union: Boris Johnson Does Not Represent All Clowns.
A senior member of the UK clown association, Sir David Horseplay, has told Hotwire: “Boris Johnson does not represent the wider clown community, or clown acts as a whole”.
The revelation comes as London, and numerous other Counties plummeted into a new tier-four restriction.
“He may look like us, he may act like us”, said one clown, “but he is a politician at the end of the day and should be appropriating our identity”.
Some have called for a rally, but others said it risked being mistaken for a tribute to the PM.