Trump Pardons Guy For White House Fart.

A standing President has never before pardoned a flatulent release of gas.

“Presidential pardons are usually reserved for far more serious discretions and for a sitting president to clearing the air on such a matter is rare”, said Arnold Issac, an expert on pardons.

“I don’t think it was great one anyway said the President on leaving office, said the outgoing leader of the free world, “Melania could beat that guy hands down. She’s the greatest”!