• Ryan McRostie

Primordial Soup Had Hint Of Oregano.


Primordial soup may have also been delicious.

The place where all life is thought to have originated, the primordial soup, is believed to have contained one ingredient never thought to be on the list, Oregano.


Scientists now accept a comet containing the delicious herb arrived on the Earth billions of years ago forming life as we know it. “It’s a significant discovery”, said Doctor Walter Star, “all theories up till this day had not taken into account that the primordial soup might have been delicious”.


Modern-day chefs probably wouldn’t have recognized the taste though if they’d managed to try the soup as the rest of the ingredients are thought mainly to have been carbon, oxygen and ammonia.

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