• Ryan McRostie

Police Car Carrying Ghislaine Maxwell Explodes In Attempted Suicide.


Suicide attempts by people are extremely high.

The unmarked car carrying alleged sexual trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell has exploded in an apparent attempt to take her own life.


“She must have swallowed the explosives sometime before being arrested”, said one officer linked with the case.


Suspects allegedly involved in high profile sex trafficking cases have a ninety nine point nine nine nine nine per cent increase in the risk of suicide before the case comes to court.


Earlier this year billionaire and suspected abuser Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide after beating himself up in his cell while on suicide watch as his guards slept and CCTV was accidentally erased.

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