• Ryan McRostie

Keith Richards Caught Doing Lines Of COVID-19.


He's led a decadent lifestyle for more than half a century so you'd think it might be time for the lead guitarist of the worlds most successful bands to slow down, but not Keith Richards. Late on Good Friday police were called to a hotel room following reports of a disturbance when they found Mr Richards doing lines of COVID-19 off the backside of a prostitute. "It's frigging amazing stuff", he told the officer, "go on have a line on me" while gesturing to the young woman's back. "This is typical of Mr Richards", said the officer, "one time we caught him up here doing ebola". Apart from being asymptomatic from any disease, it has been put forward by many scientists who have studied Keith Richards that he may get stronger on exposure to toxic and harmful biological substances.

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