• Ryan McRostie

Katie Price Made Of 60% Recycled Content.

Much of Katie Price has been consumer packaging at some point.

The darling of the paparzzi, Katie Price, has hit back at rumours she is shallow by announcing to reporters that she is made of 60% recycled material.

The revelation comes after months of speculation that Ms. Price might not actually have any talent. “We think it’s great that Katie has come out and confirmed the amount of plastic that she is made of” said on paparazzi who specializes in reality celebs.

Tim Scholar from the University of Dagenham told Hotwire, “many in the scientific community hope to get permission to recycle Ms. Price when she passes. She’d make a great bike rack or about 50 plastic cups”!

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