• Ryan McRostie

Ghislaine Maxwell 'Woken Every Fifteen Minutes And Asked Why She Is Still Breathing'.

Guards at Ms Maxwell's prison have been asked to 'monitor' thier special inmate.

Ghislaine Maxwell, the former girlfriend of Jeffrey Epstein, is being woken up four times an hour to enquire why she hasn’t committed suicide yet.

A secret service agent in charge of her “suicide” told Hotwire “we’ve given her ample chance to kill herself, and yet here she is, It’s only a matter of time before we have to go in and help her”.

Ms Maxwell led an opulent lifestyle with her former lover until he was charged with sex offences. A close friend of the former socialite told us, “She’s taking it pretty hard. They’ve even put a TV in her cell that just plays reruns of Friends so she might kill herself sooner”!

The former socialite is expected to check out before Christmas.

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