• Ryan McRostie

Evil Hacker Actually Doing Homework.


Hackers have often complained that wearing a hoodie inside the house surrounded by smoke doeasn't make them evil.

An evil hacker, known online as Madman, has been found to be actually doing his English homework due tomorrow.


“I know I always look evil with my hoodie up while at my laptop”, said Madman (also known as Tom), “but a lot of the time I’m just doing regular stuff, school projects and liking friends photos on Facebook”!


Hackers around the globe have long complained of being misrepresented by mainstream media.


“He’s quite a good student”, said Madmans teacher Barbera Book, “even if he did hack my webcam and sell nudes of me on the dark web. It’s all part of growing up”!


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