Evil Hacker Actually Doing Homework.
An evil hacker, known online as Madman, has been found to be actually doing his English homework due tomorrow.
“I know I always look evil with my hoodie up while at my laptop”, said Madman (also known as Tom), “but a lot of the time I’m just doing regular stuff, school projects and liking friends photos on Facebook”!
Hackers around the globe have long complained of being misrepresented by mainstream media.
“He’s quite a good student”, said Madmans teacher Barbera Book, “even if he did hack my webcam and sell nudes of me on the dark web. It’s all part of growing up”!