• Ryan McRostie

Cummings Lands Job Advising Santa.

Disgraced advisor to the PM Dominic Cummings has landed a role as a communications officer for Father Christmas. The PR guru who had a disastrous year after getting caught making a long trip during the lockdown.

One elf told Hotwire, “Santa is always looking for new talent to make toys and stuff, I guess he has to have someone work on his PR too”. Some elves are believed to be unhappy with the appointment.

“Why don’t we get a chance to get jobs other than making toys”, said one elf on the condition of anonymity, “instead he’s given the job to this Cummings clown”. Santa refused to comment.

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