• Ryan McRostie

China Launches First Kentucky Fried Cat.


The restaurant was popular with locals and foreign tourists alike.

Fresh off the back of the coronavirus scandal China has launched its first franchise of Kentucky Fried Cat. “We think it will be very popular”, said the owner, “the bat stuff didn’t go so well, so we think a more domestic animal might do the trick”.


The opening day had lines going around the block to be the first to try the fried food. “We’ve been here since we finished work last night at the iPhone factory”, said one young couple, “we can’t wait to get a burger”! The franchise is a huge gamble for the country but has assured investors that there will be no repeat of “bat-gate”. If the restaurant does well, Kentucky Fried Dog may also be in the pipeline.

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