• Ryan McRostie

Ape Seen Making Complex Tools To Throw Faeces.


Throwing faeces is a common way to say you don't like someone among apes.

An ape has been spotted using complex tools for the first time in history. The main purpose of tools created was for the usine of their own faeces as projectiles. Monkeys have a long history of using their excrements but this typically involves throwing or flinging.


“This was amazing for us to see”, said Dr Irene Tamarin, “the poo landed right on his enemies head”. Some scientist have claimed to see chimps urinating on each other from trees but this has never been caught on camera and is often attributed to rain.


The tools have been replicated in the lab and are being considered for use by MEP’s during question time.

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