• Ryan McRostie

Americans Fight For Their Right To Keep Murder Hornets As Pets.


Murder hornets are thought by some to make great family pets.

Protesters in the US have demonstrated, demanding their constitutional right to keep murder hornets in their homes. “It’s my right as an American to keep whatever pet that I want”, said Edgar Jameson, “and that’s guaranteed under the constitution”! “Murder hornets are an invasive species, are highly aggressive, and their bites have been known to kill”, said Jennifer Rhodes, and expert in the insects, “It’s these traits that have let to some people wanting them in their homes”! Murder hornets or psycho bees as they’re known to some are believed to have been sent on little ships to North America from China.

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