• Ryan McRostie

Corona Virus Forces Paris Hilton To Close Down Pussy.

Updated: Mar 26


Paris Hilton has been forced to close access to her vagina for the foreseeable future over fears of corona virus. In a post on Twitter, she said “those close to me know me as the warmest human being ever, but for now I have to take one of my greatest assets off the market. Peace”. Audry Scriber of Blonde magazine told us, “we haven’t seen anything like this from Paris before. Sars, Swine flu, Ebola, and it was still game on for any fellow that bought her a jager bomb. But this is different; we’re seeing a new Paris that’s afraid of disease”! Hundreds of boyfreinds worldwide have been devastated by the announcement.


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