• Ryan McRostie

Man putting hand sanitiser on actually preparing for massive wank.

Updated: Apr 1


A man who, by all accounts, looked like he was the one to putting hand sanitizer on was actually preparing for something else. “I quite often like to knock one out in public, and all this hand sainitiser lark has made it even easier to lube up while I'm out and about”. Masturbating in public has been looked down on in recent decades but used to be commonplace in the 1800s. “We see this happening a lot more now”, said one expert, “people are gaining confidence because of the rise in the use of hand sanitizer. This is reminding people, or jogging their memory, that it’s possible to lube up outdoors. It’s a fantastic thing, and I hope it continues”!


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