• Ryan McRostie

Flu virus "totally bummed out over corona hype"!


A flu virus has stated, in a revolutionary technique allowing scientists to interview it that, "I can't believe all this hype over coronavirus! What about me, what about all the people I've ended"! According to research flu virus kills around 650,000 people per year. "That's a lot of people", said the virus, "if it wasn't for guys like us imagine how crowded the train and how bad the traffic would be"! Jesse Parson, a marketing consultant from Disease Vogue magazine, says, "although the flu virus has killed a lot more people, corona is far more sexy. People want new, people want hip, and corona does this for people while killing them".

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