- Ryan McRostie
Porn star wins medal of honour after taking on 35 guys.
Updated: Apr 1, 2020
A porn star in the United States has been awarded the countries highest commendation after conquering 35 men. The incident happened at an apartment in Miami and was witnessed by several people attending. “I couldn’t believe it”, said one woman, “those fellas didn’t stand a chance”! Porn actresses in the past have taken on multiple partners, but never in such a veracious manor. The awarding if a military honour to a civilian is a first of it’s kind. Major Charles Hardman, who was at the ceremony, commented, “it’s about time porn stars were rewarded for their fine work. I’ve done two tours of Iraq and one of Afghanistan but anyone who has seen that footage can see it’s something special”. Posthumous awards are being muted, with John Holmes a favourite to receive an honour.
