• Ryan McRostie

Priest gives up alter boys for lent.

Updated: Apr 1, 2020

A Catholic Priest from Minosotta has decided that this lent he will go the extra mile and give up children. “I know it’s going to be hard but lent for me is all about sacrifice”, said Father William O’Tool. The Catholic Church has praised the Priest. “We think it’s a fabulous decision by the Father”, said a member of the Vatican, “we hope that one day he might be able to give them up for good as we’re copping a lot of flack”. Lent is a significant time of the year for Christians with many giving up prostitutes and cocaine in the build up to Easter.

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