• Ryan McRostie

Priest to use someone else's eulogy at funeral of inventor of copy and paste.

Updated: Apr 1


A priest who will carry out the burial service for the inventor of copy and paste has stated he will use a eulogy that he did last week and insert Larry Tesler's name. “What better way to pay tribute to him than to cheat” said Father O’Brien. Plagiarists from around the globe mourned the loss of the icon. “Most of my essays at uni were copied off various friends and I just changed them a bit. I owe Larry Tesler everything”, said one top surgeon. Mr Tesler invented the technology after seeing a recipe for muffins he liked on the net.


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