• Ryan McRostie

Iran’s supreme leader predicted attack saying “Aya-told-ya”!

Updated: Apr 1


Iran is still in shock today as the nation comes to terms with the shocking assassination of its most senior military figure. One man who wasn’t surprised at all was the countries leader. “I used to tell him all the time, please wear a disguise when you’re travelling, I even offered my Spiderman costume; and whatever you do don’t shoot at the drones”, said the grand leader. Shooting at drones is has fast become one of the most popular sports in the Middle East today. “It’s fun’, said one lady, “I like it more than Call of Duty”!


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