• Ryan McRostie

Equine Flu Successfully Spreads To Horse Faced People.


The Duchess of Cornwell is extremely susceptible to equine flu.

Rich horse faced people from around the country have been calling their doctors and clogging NHS helplines this evening after a number of them were taken to hospital and diagnosed with equine flu.


“It’s terrible to see them in that condition”, said the brother of one patient, “the sneeze even sounds like a horse”.


Doctor Clyde Dale, a vet, working on some of the cases told Hotwire, “We are extremely concerned at this time for horse faced children”. People are advised to see their doctor immediately if they start naying or have a sudden desire to run around a paddock.


A vaccine is being developed by the Wealthy Land Owners Association.


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