• Ryan McRostie

Jeff Bezos Gives Conflicting Accounts On Size Of Cock.


He’s the king of online shopping, but in recent interviews, Jeff Bezos has given completely conflicting accounts when with regards to the size of his cock. “People are always wondering, if he has all the money in the world, I wonder how big willy is”, said Sarah Palmer of the New York Times. In one interview Mr Bezos clearly indicates that he's a genetic freak with a dick the size of a small child's arm, while in an earlier statement seems to claim it was diminutive. One lady off the street told Hotwire, “Oh I wouldn’t care how big it was, with all that money he could pay for my vagina to be smaller”.


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