• Ryan McRostie

Man Who Underwent Genetic Testing Discovers He's An Arsehole.


Finding out you're a wanker or arsehole can ve a horrendous experience.

A man who underwent genetic testing with a home kit has discovered he carries the dreaded “arsehole gene”. “I was surprised and upset”, said Jason, “but my wife wasn’t shocked at all”.


Many are deciding to take undego genetic testing, either because they’re curious about their ancestry, or because they’re hypocondriacs keen to discover if they are going to get cancer. Doctor Karl Norton, from genetic screening firm, WachaMadeOf told us, “A lot of character traits have a genetic component. The fact that some people are discovering they are aresholes or jerks is not down to our tests, but is written there in their genes”.


People who find out their partners are wankers are advised to break up with them immediately.


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