• Ryan McRostie

Lyca Instantly Wished She’d Tried Harder At Obedience School.


Lyca was tricked into going to space in return for non-exixtant bacon.

Newly released documents from Russia have shown that national hero Lyca was far than happy to end up as a space dog.


“We’ve used the latest technology to analyse recordings of Lyca before she went into space”, said Ivan Pavlov, Head of Space Research and State Propaganda.


The recording was first released in dog, then converted to Russian, and later translated to English said, “oh please don’t put me in there it smells like cabbage” and “oh well, I guess this is what I deserve for screwing around at obedience school”!


Lyca remains a national hero in Russia but is see as a traitor by many dogs.


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