• Ryan McRostie

Drug Dealer Caught Immunising Against Rubella.


Drug dealers often offer cheap immunisations to addicts.

A drug dealer in a local nightclub has been caught offering discount immunisations for his customers. “It’s great”, said one young mum, “I bring all my kids here, and they are never sick and enjoy the music too”.


With many people concerned about vaccine safety some might think it strange to take their children to a drug dealer. “What people are worried about is about is the government putting mind control substances in their injections”, said one dealer, “with my stuff it’s straight from the company that makes it so the government can’t put their stuff in there. It’s all about the kids innit”.


Parents are being advised to not take their kids to nightclubs as early exposure to trance and drum and base can lead to brain damage.


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