• Ryan McRostie

Doctor Discovers Patient Really Does Have Baby In Her Tummy.


The baby was discovered during a routine examination.

A doctor has discovered a baby in a ladies tummy during a routine examination at his surgery in Kent.


“When she first came in I suspected obesity or something like that”, said Doctor Dwight, “but then one of the nurses suggested a scan. Imagine my surprise when I saw a little teeny tiny person living in there”.


“I was amazed at the time because like I don’t even have a husband”, said Margeret Poole, “just this one time I went ice skating and had a quickie in the toilet with a group of lads”.


Women are being urged to ask their doctors for a scan if they have suddenly put on weight around their fronts.


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