• Ryan McRostie

Man Becomes A Hipster After Years Struggling To Develop A Personality.


Many hipsters have struggled with manhy different ways to make themselves interesting.

Michael Parish of Essex had spent years working at being an interesting person. Along the way, he tried hobbies and even had a go at learning another language. “But then it hit me”, said Michael, “I’ll just copy a current trend to show how unique I am”.


Within weeks Michael had grown a manicured beard, bought a penny-farthing and purchased a whole new wardrobe.


“It’s an interesting time to be alive,” said Margeret Jones of Millenial Marketing, “We can sell these guys anything! They're so obsessed with making themselves stand out I could probably walk around with a dildo on my head, and one of them would say, cool idea man"!


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