• Ryan McRostie

Grandma Says What She Misses Most About The Olden Days Is "The Threesomes".


Threesomes were common during the war due to an abundance of soldiers.

A grandmother being interviewed for a school newspaper has told the student interviewer, her granddaughter, that the main thing she misses about the olden days is the threesomes. 93 year old Clare Sutton apparently had quite the sex life in the earlier days of her life.


“We were at it all the time and it was a magnificent feeling to have a few lads over for a round of hide the sausage” said Clare. Threesomes were very popular during the war as an abundance of soldiers led to all kinds of encounters.


Nina Sutton who was interviewing her grandmother said “I was surprised because you just don’t think if your Grandmother getting up to that kind of thing. I have like so much more respect for old people now"!


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