Meet Ryan McRostie
The man behind Hotwire News
Hotwire News is the fastest growing satirical and spoof news website in the known universe. There may be a faster-growing one somewhere in some obscure part. However, these publications are unknown and therefore, shall not be included in this made-up promotion. It was started in 2017 mainly because it's founder and editor Ryan McRostie was trying to show he could come up with funny fake news articles. He has many ideas and has been writing them down forever, so it's about bloody time he did something with them, isn't it! All Ryan's friends are doing really well and have houses and babies and stuff. Please feel free to get in touch to offer him extremely well-paid work through the contacts page of this site or email email@example.com.